Social media that actually sounds like you. Novel, we know.

We take your ideas (and your voice notes) and turn them into strategic content that builds trust, grows your audience, and keeps you visible. Without chaining you to your phone.


Social media retainer

You didn't build this to live on Instagram

And yet. Here you are… posting, storying, batching in "CEO time," and still half-wondering if any of it's landing.

You've probably tried outsourcing already. But the captions came back sounding like generic AI, and within a month you were doing it all yourself again. Because apparently no one else can make it sound like you.

That's the bit we're good at.

“The stuff you’re creating for socials is just brilliant. You’re capturing the voice we are trying to put out into the world.”

James Glover - The Excitable Soul

Done-for-you social, actually done properly

✓ Monthly strategy - We kick off each month on a call. Everything's planned around your goals, your offers, and what the data's telling us.

✓ 3 posts a week - that's 12 a month, maths fans. Written, designed, edited, scheduled, and live before you've finished your morning brew.

✓ Scheduled and handled - All loaded into Metricool and scheduled. Subscription's on us.

✓ No-BS analytics - A monthly pulse-check on what's landing and what's not, from an ex-data analyst who actually knows what to do with them.

Social media packages

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Monthly strategy call ✓ ✓

12 posts a month (3 a week) ✓ ✓

Captions written for you ✓ ✓

On-brand graphics & carousels ✓ ✓

Scheduling & posting ✓ ✓

Monthly analytics report ✓ ✓

Round of revisions ✓ ✓

4 scripted videos a month - ✓

Professional video editing - ✓

Reel hooks & shot lists - ✓











£795

£895

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The Process

Step 1

Strategy

Once a month I get you on a call. We go through the analytics, what you're launching, what's working. I pick your brain so the content sounds like it came from inside your business, not lobbed at it from outside.


Step 2

Create

We take your spicy nuggets and turn them into a month of content. Writing, design, editing, captions, graphics, video, the lot. No more tweaking Canva at all hours. That's our job now.


Step 3

Step 4

Review

You see everything before it goes live. Your only job: read it, and flag anything that doesn't sound like you. This has your name on it, so it has to sound like your mouth said it, not ours.


Schedule

We schedule via Metricool, then watch what happens. Those numbers are exactly what we're picking through on next month's call - so the whole thing keeps getting sharper.

content day

Prefer we come to you?

A full or half day at a location of your choice, capturing a proper batch of content (photo and video) in one hit. Walk away with a bank of raw footage to use however you like, or hand it straight back, and we'll edit it and fold it into your package.

Either way: months of content in a day, instead of filming a reel in the car before every post.

From £350

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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you're wondering but haven't emailed to ask yet.

Your content could be doing so much more.

And so could your evenings. Let's get it off your plate.